Point and laugh at the n00b

Nov 13, 2006 18:12

Hey! It's a new guy in the Nexus! IMAGINE THAT. We'll skip ahead the first five minutes of general flailing/wtfing/staring blankly at the sign to Danny's actual question ( Read more... )

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:21:56 UTC
"..." Danny doesn't know quite what to make of the snake. "You're..."

He nods fervently at the mention of sleep. "Great suggestion. I don't know about sleeping the whole week, but ten, twelve hours a day'd do me."

"They have that? I thought wine was only made from grapes."

"It is. People take two wonderful things and just screw them both over." He shakes his head sadly.

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:28:05 UTC
Danny holds his hands up. "Hey, sorry, I just've never met a... snake that could talk before."

"Really? I'm pretty good about sleeping in, but after about three I get so disgusted with myself I shove me out of bed."

"Sounds... melony? I guess? But y'liked it?"

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canadianninja November 13 2006, 18:17:00 UTC
"Probably the exact same thing I do with it every week. Giving my nod to Coke on this one, and no, you aren't the only one."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:23:44 UTC
"Which would be what? Throwing a party? Sleeping in? What?"

Ew-face time. "Coke? Come on, man, Pepsi's where it's at."

"Then whyyyy do people do it? It's crazy!"

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canadianninja November 13 2006, 18:26:19 UTC
"Sleeping in, playing games, whatever I really feel like doing."

He shrugged. "Whatever floats your boat. As long as it isn't diet, I'll drink any pop in front of me."

Again, he shrugged. "Alcohol and cheap food, I'd wager."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:34:59 UTC
"What kind of games?"

"Pop? I haven't heard it called pop in a long."

"It ruins both the pizza and the beer. Honestly, how do people live with themselves, ruining two great things like that?"

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victormakesart November 13 2006, 20:23:57 UTC
"Same thin' I us'lly do, I figure. Maybe I'd make more noise?"

"Coffee." No question, there.

"Never tried it an' I don't plan to."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 21:37:23 UTC
"What do you usually do?"

Danny nods. "Coffee's great, no argument. You like it plain, or all jazzed up like at Starbucks?"

"Smart girl. It tastes horrible. People are crazy to try it."

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victormakesart November 13 2006, 21:44:39 UTC
"Whatever I wan'. Write, homework, sleep, dance, paint. I might sing louder or somethin' if'n I was 'lone in the dorm."

"Hell yeah." She shrugged. "Reg'lar. Maybe with sugar. I like coffee that's a few days old, actually."

"Heh. Good t' know I'm sane."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 21:56:51 UTC
"Hey, sounds like you keep busy. What do you like to sing?"

Danny wrinkles his nose a little. "Whatever floats your boat, kid. Me, it's not coffee unless it takes two whole minutes to give the guy at Starbucks your order."

"Not that I'm a certified shrink or anything," he says with a grin.

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goodform November 13 2006, 22:37:53 UTC
Read, most likely.

Rum is good. Wine is better.

*The third gives him pause. Since coming to the Nexus he's eaten pizza twice.*

...are you supposed to combine the two?

*Wouldn't that be rather soggy? he thinks*

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 22:51:10 UTC
"Read what?"

"Depends on the kind. Really good rum trumps wine in a box any day."

"Some people do," he says, rolling his eyes. "It's not appetizing, believe me."

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goodform November 13 2006, 22:57:06 UTC
Whatever is available.

*As long as it isn't The Da Vinci Code. He's recently finished it and wasn't greatly impressed. Modern multiverse literature isn't all it might be in his opinion*

Although I have a preference for the classics. *slight eyebrow raise* and the same is true of alcohol. Quality can outshine type in almost every breed of drink apart from gin.

It sounds like an accidental culinary experience.

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