Point and laugh at the n00b

Nov 13, 2006 18:12

Hey! It's a new guy in the Nexus! IMAGINE THAT. We'll skip ahead the first five minutes of general flailing/wtfing/staring blankly at the sign to Danny's actual question ( Read more... )

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:21:56 UTC
"..." Danny doesn't know quite what to make of the snake. "You're..."

He nods fervently at the mention of sleep. "Great suggestion. I don't know about sleeping the whole week, but ten, twelve hours a day'd do me."

"They have that? I thought wine was only made from grapes."

"It is. People take two wonderful things and just screw them both over." He shakes his head sadly.

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:28:05 UTC
Danny holds his hands up. "Hey, sorry, I just've never met a... snake that could talk before."

"Really? I'm pretty good about sleeping in, but after about three I get so disgusted with myself I shove me out of bed."

"Sounds... melony? I guess? But y'liked it?"

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:42:26 UTC
"People just aren't used to snakes, y'know?" Including Danny, who's considering the fact he might be a little on the crazy side. Or maybe all that tequila from last night was still messing with him, who knows?

"What for?"

"I'll have to try it, then."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 18:48:26 UTC
"Not so much where I come from," he says with a shrug.

"...an entire ox?"

"Especially since I pride myself on knowing alcohol in and out." He gives a short laugh.

"Uh, hey Kaa. I'm Danny. Nice to meet you." See, Danny can be polite to a snake.

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 19:20:44 UTC
"Wow. That's really... impressive."

"Yep, this is my first time-" He makes a wide, expansive arm gesture to the Nexus in general. "Weeeird place, I can tell you that."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 19:25:59 UTC
"Welcome!" Danny's doing a very good job not imagining the swallowing-of-an-entire-ox, yes he is.

"What kind of place is this?" he asks, scratching his head. "The way you put it, I feel like going back home where it's safer."

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 19:30:35 UTC
"Between worlds? You mean there's more than one?" Oh, we've got a smart one here.

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hey_its_thatguy November 13 2006, 19:56:25 UTC
"Wow. That's- wow. So you're not from my place?"

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