*With an expression quite clearly telling any would-be comedians that suggestions involving body cavities or other charming invective will be met with severe scorn and possibly dire retribution, the captain leans up against a convenient Nexus wall and says*
What should I do with this?
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"'Cause smokin' breaks your lungs. If'n you think 'bout it, you're lightin' somethin' on fire an' inhalin' the fumes. Not natural."
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How do I tell if it contains files, as you say?
*the comment about "not natural" makes him frown*
Define natural. It is natural for things to burn, it is natural for things to breathe, is it not?
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She shrugged. "But if'n people breathe too much smoke, they get sick. Their bodies reject it. It ain't anyone's place t' tell you what t' do. They might just be concerned t' see if you knew."
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*...but we then proceeded to get so drunk we both passed out, he doesn't add*
I somehow doubt people tell me to stop smoking out of concern for my health.
*Conserving his health isn't something most people who encounter the captain seem interested in, oddly*
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Thankyou, Kaa. Would you say that it is valuable?
*he gives due consideration to the comment about the smell*
So this is why they tell me to stop? Simply because it inconveniences them? *he doesn't sound as if this argument is going to hold a lot of weight with him*
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Indeed? *he doesn't seem unduly concerned* Which varieties?
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And it's because it smells nasty and funny and it makes you cough and it isn't good for you.
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I take it you do not smoke yourself?
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And no, I don't, I've never tried it and I don't think I want to.
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Am I to gather there is some form of stigma attached to tobacco in this world? *he pauses* Or is it simply that you cannot afford it?
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*Never mind that he hasn't the first idea how to use it.*
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Thankyou. I am confident it cannot be too taxing a task.
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And what is your personal view on the subject?
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But considering some of the strange things that Decepticons do, I'm rather impartial on it.
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