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[sonofarize]

*swaggers in* Ahoy there! Some ye may know me, some ye may not. I'm Jack Longshot, recent gentleman o' fortune. I signed up with a crew that found me. We be Pirates of the Amazon! I heard me mates wanted Pirates of the Caribbean but came down this way when they got some opposition. I told 'em I be thinkin' it be that tempestuous freebooter the

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[thedeath_of_you]

"You mean booty as in treasure or booty as in booty?"

[sonofarize]

Booty's booty no matter if it be flesh or gold, lass.

Gen'lemen like me prefer the gold.

[thedeath_of_you]

"Well, that's nice to know. Can I be a pirate?"

[sonofarize]

Oh, aye! Ye just have t'get on the account, lass. Jus' be careful as plenty o' me mates won't be happy with a woman on board. Though it'd be nice to have someone more feminine-lookin' than me on the crew.

[deadlyaqua]

Your mast, I'd say.

..Oh, you were talking about treasure? I've got my own.

[sonofarize]

The mizzen mast? The big one in the middle? No why would I be grabbin' that one? Do I be lookin' like Michael Jackson?

[deadlyaqua]

Well you asked what I'd grab.

[sonofarize]

...

Me mizzen mast is not booty!

[redheadspy]

Tempestuous freebooter? *pointed look*

[sonofarize]

Words not to ye likin'? I thought ye be likin' that more than firey wench.

[redheadspy]

I am not a tempestuous freebooter. I am not like a storm nor do I pillage and plunder. Nor am I a firey wench.

[sonofarize]

Well, ye got to be understandin' that I can't be describin' ye as a stealthy ninja-type. Me mates would be all excited to be huntin' ye.

Saucy sea dog?

[clericpreston]

"I... you..." Blinks. Shakes his head. "Longshot, have you not had enough of the water after that last little adventure on the high seas?"

[sonofarize]

Shark-bait, me hearty! How be ye?

Oh, nay. I had enough water when I be nearly drowned in the Amazon. Those smilin' fishies nippin' at me heels.

[clericpreston]

John will borrow Tasha's facepalm, since she's not using it right now. Rubs the bridge of his nose and shakes his head. "I'm lovely. Thank you for asking. You weren't, perchance, bitten by something brightly colorful, poisonous, and highly hallucenogenic in those forrests, were you?"

[sonofarize]

Nay, matey, only bitin' be comin' from the smilin' fishies. I did eat an interestin' thing or two.

[vicioussweetie]

"...and here I left my pirate hat at home today. Um. The Spanish. Gold. The Spanish gold. I don't need quite that many wenches."

[sonofarize]

Mayhap I be coverin' the wenches for ye? Ye can have some of my gold, if'n ye like.

[vicioussweetie]

"That sounds like a good system to me."

[sonofarize]

Well, it be a far sight more comfort to be sleepin' with a wench instead of dubloons. I be less likely o' gettin' gold coins in me underwear.