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[sonofarize]

*swaggers in* Ahoy there! Some ye may know me, some ye may not. I'm Jack Longshot, recent gentleman o' fortune. I signed up with a crew that found me. We be Pirates of the Amazon! I heard me mates wanted Pirates of the Caribbean but came down this way when they got some opposition. I told 'em I be thinkin' it be that tempestuous freebooter the

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[thedeath_of_you]

"You mean booty as in treasure or booty as in booty?"

[sonofarize]

Booty's booty no matter if it be flesh or gold, lass.

Gen'lemen like me prefer the gold.

[thedeath_of_you]

"Well, that's nice to know. Can I be a pirate?"

[sonofarize]

Oh, aye! Ye just have t'get on the account, lass. Jus' be careful as plenty o' me mates won't be happy with a woman on board. Though it'd be nice to have someone more feminine-lookin' than me on the crew.

[thedeath_of_you]

"Aye aye, captain!" Botan salutes.

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"What's the account?"

((My MS Paint-fu is strong.))

[sonofarize]

I no be the captain, but he be a fair lad. I be puttin' a good word in for ye.

Ye'll be on The Barnacle singin' shanties with the rest o' us in no time!