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man_of_means in sages_of_chaos

Fool Status: PITIED

Jul 09, 2006 21:16

Greed walks into the Nexus wearing a very out of place labcoat and sets up a massive table with a sign that says, "Professor Greed's Self-Enlightenment/Science Workshop ( Read more... )

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patchoblack July 10 2006, 01:17:55 UTC

*Patchy smirks.*

"How long do you think it will take folks to figure out this little con?"

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:19:20 UTC

"The answer, my dear, is that "What con?"

patchoblack July 10 2006, 01:24:42 UTC

*Patchy chuckles...*

"Right. Not sure about answering a question with a question. Have fun, though I doubt you need me to tell you to do that."

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:39:09 UTC

"Of course you don't!"

x_ginta_x July 10 2006, 01:19:27 UTC

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:24:12 UTC

"The answer, in this and every universe is 42. Unless, of course, the moon is full. The moon affects two things, the tides, and beavers. It makes them transform into slavering beasts, and thus are too busy rampaging to chuck wood. Other than that, 42."

Because it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. x_ginta_x July 10 2006, 01:29:18 UTC

Werebeavers, then? Hm, interesting!

Okay, as for other questions... what can you not do that you would like to?

Re: Because it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:32:40 UTC

"Probably female wolf demons, if I could find them. Next!"

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onethirdhuman July 10 2006, 01:24:27 UTC

"You must be really bored, huh?"

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:30:57 UTC

"The answer is..wait...wait...I'm getting a vision! Here!"

( ... )

onethirdhuman July 10 2006, 01:34:35 UTC

Zelgadis shrugged. "Sorry I asked."

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:38:12 UTC

"Apology accepted, chimera!"

Thread 7

allison_adrik July 10 2006, 01:42:17 UTC

Ally couldn't pass this up, "Hmmm... Will I ever succeed in killing my world's Roy?" She was obsessed, so sue.

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:43:54 UTC

"The answer is 42!"

allison_adrik July 10 2006, 01:59:54 UTC

"....42 what? Years, days, months, seconds, weeks, minutes... WHAT?"

man_of_means July 10 2006, 02:31:34 UTC

"The visions give me only the information I need!"

Thread 7

he11_bound July 10 2006, 01:48:23 UTC

"I've got a question. What the fuck are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?"

man_of_means July 10 2006, 01:49:17 UTC

"The answer is...my own fucking business and you can't have any!"

he11_bound July 10 2006, 01:57:04 UTC

"Figures."

If Greed was on crack? Yukio would not be surprised at all. Though he's not sure it'd be possible to tell the difference.

man_of_means July 10 2006, 02:31:03 UTC

"Figures are usually letters or numbers or shapes!"