Fool Status: PITIED
Greed walks into the Nexus wearing a very out of place labcoat and sets up a massive table with a sign that says, "Professor Greed's Self-Enlightenment/Science Workshop."
"What's up, compadres? Professor Greed here, comin' correct and ready to drop some knowledge on fools, literally! I know the Nexus is technically query related, but I thought I'd flip the program a bit and participate in your self-enlightenment."
"Ask me a question, you amazing beings, you. ANY question, no matter how simple or out of the ordinary the subject is. I guarantee that I will prestidigitate the answer for you! Hurry, hurry, step right up! Be amazed at my stunning intellect!"
"What is your question?"
"What's up, compadres? Professor Greed here, comin' correct and ready to drop some knowledge on fools, literally! I know the Nexus is technically query related, but I thought I'd flip the program a bit and participate in your self-enlightenment."
"Ask me a question, you amazing beings, you. ANY question, no matter how simple or out of the ordinary the subject is. I guarantee that I will prestidigitate the answer for you! Hurry, hurry, step right up! Be amazed at my stunning intellect!"
"What is your question?"