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saffyre_dragon

Plans For The Evening

Aug 19, 2006 18:12

1. Strangle all of the screaming, screeching, yelling children playing in the swimming pool outside of my window...the ones that have been out there for at least 3 or 4 hours now ( Read more... )

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kickaha August 20 2006, 01:52:06 UTC

Modified plan:

Dress in skimpy clothing, and go swimming in pool. Husbands stare, wives get pissed, grab kids and go home.

You get a nice refreshing dip, *AND* silence.

;)

chaostiny August 20 2006, 02:13:23 UTC

I like this idea!

saffyre_dragon August 20 2006, 02:20:03 UTC

Deliciously devious and the first thing to make me smile all day.

kickaha August 20 2006, 02:21:23 UTC

*bow* My work here is done!

*rides triumphantly into the sunset*

*OWOWOWHOTHOTHOTHOTOWOWOWOW*

saffyre_dragon August 20 2006, 02:38:21 UTC

Don't burn the bits!

kickaha August 20 2006, 03:16:10 UTC

Don't worry ma'am, I'm a trained professional.

(Pass the salve...)

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