Plans For The Evening
1. Strangle all of the screaming, screeching, yelling children playing in the swimming pool outside of my window...the ones that have been out there for at least 3 or 4 hours now.
2. Beat all of said children's parents upside the head with a baseball bat in imitation of the migraine I've had all day. The migraine I managed to avoid yesterday with drugs but has returned with a vengeance with the help of those fucking kids.
3. Dress in skimpy clothing and go to a place with loud thumpy music...'cause that'll cause me less pain than the high-pitched drill that goes through my temple every time they scream at the top of their fucking lungs.
2. Beat all of said children's parents upside the head with a baseball bat in imitation of the migraine I've had all day. The migraine I managed to avoid yesterday with drugs but has returned with a vengeance with the help of those fucking kids.
3. Dress in skimpy clothing and go to a place with loud thumpy music...'cause that'll cause me less pain than the high-pitched drill that goes through my temple every time they scream at the top of their fucking lungs.