Seriously. Seriously? *stares*
I don't think I've ever so summarily hated all the major characters on a show so consistently before ever. And I've watched a TON of TV. The only people I don't think would do good from a slap to the head are Anders and Helo. That's just sad. Also, poor Sam Anders.
But. Seriously? Wake me up when we know what happens. I don't actually want to watch it.