Whoa Dude, I Burnt My Tongue

[saetuhn]

It's 'cause I was drinking, but not enough to make my spelling or grammar suck. I go back and correct things because I'm a perfectionist. I read your guys' shit, and I think, "man, where are these people? they're only minimally in your life. do something, quick! before they're gone!" but then I'm distracted by how my pizza burnt my tongue, and I'm working tomorrow morning, and tonight is St. Patty-Cake's night. ouchies! formal dinner, what?! Lindsay and Boomer, whaaaat?!

spinach, garlic and mushroom pizza, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

I'm wearing green, don't fucking pinch me. you're a dead man.

~Kimmer