"Jackie and Pete Lawrence were a typical young, sophisticated married couple- until they started jogging. And then a commitment to physical fitness became an unimaginable nightmare."

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*SNORT*

( Not for the Kids )

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What you should NOT sing to your son while you put on his socks... even if if they are black

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So I was having a bad day of sorts
Hard to describe
Besides the horrible traffic nothing particularly bad happened
I was just ... feeling apathetic, burnt out, and numb.
Was finally getting to my laundry when this song popped on my player
This of course made me think of merchendiverthen I remembered a conversation we had over two words she ( Read more... )

Planning stuff + Getting drunk = Stupid

Now THAT is a tattoo XD

Not Bad considering Im drunk at the moment, though it probably still needs work

Ultra Love to merchendiverFor ( Read more... )