Saturday Nights In Florida
Me: Where ya going?
QB: To wash my face. Oh, sweet Jesus!
Me: Babe?
QB: Oh dear Lord, that's the biggest cockroach I've ever seen.
Me: Okay.
QB: You don't understand. It's so big. It's going to destroy the house. I think it just destroyed Cleveland.
Me: It sounds big.
QB: Babe, it's sitting on the toilet, reading a magazine and smoking a cigar.
Me: ...
QB: A cigar, lady!
Me: Do you want me to man up and stomp on it for you?
QB: Yes!
Me: Okay. I'm going to need your shoes.
QB: Aieeeeeeeeeee! *splat*
Me: Did you step on it?
QB: I HAD to. It CHARGED me.
Me: Would you like a gin and tonic?
QB: yes, please.
QB: To wash my face. Oh, sweet Jesus!
Me: Babe?
QB: Oh dear Lord, that's the biggest cockroach I've ever seen.
Me: Okay.
QB: You don't understand. It's so big. It's going to destroy the house. I think it just destroyed Cleveland.
Me: It sounds big.
QB: Babe, it's sitting on the toilet, reading a magazine and smoking a cigar.
Me: ...
QB: A cigar, lady!
Me: Do you want me to man up and stomp on it for you?
QB: Yes!
Me: Okay. I'm going to need your shoes.
QB: Aieeeeeeeeeee! *splat*
Me: Did you step on it?
QB: I HAD to. It CHARGED me.
Me: Would you like a gin and tonic?
QB: yes, please.