as we bid goodbye to 2009...
We need to take some time to visit with a Very Special Calendar.
For those unaware, my roommate's boyfriend was given, in good faith, a Thomas Kinkade calendar. He, being of sound taste, had no use for it. HOWEVER. He was made aware through his time with us that a CERTAIN TERRIBLE MOVIE had been made with a favorite actor of mine playing Thomas Kincrapkade, and maybe I would want it for kicks?
I accepted GLADLY and went out to buy a few issues of the Supernatural magazine, so that Jared could be placed in his chosen environment.
January! Jared LOOMS.
February! Jared CONTINUES to loom.
March! CRANKY OLD MAN Jared is BORN!
April! Jared sees a bridge, he's gotta loom.
May! YOU KIDS BETTER GET OFFA MY LAWN!
June! I like to think of this as CREEPER JARED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THOSE BUSHES, SIR??
July! Back to BIG ARMS Jared!
August! We love you, Gigantor Jared.
September! Meet disgruntled, injured Jared! I like how he pops up.
October! PEEPING TOM JARED!
November! LOOMING ON ICE!
And the GRAND FINALE- a Jared FIESTA!
Closeups!
Creeper Jared is so in tune with the color scheme...
Up on the rooftop, you can hear the pitter patter of Jared's cast against the shingles.
I like to think of this as Go Tell It on the Mountain Jared, but it has also been noted that he looks like Jesus floating in midair. I also approve of this interpretation.
Amd finally, this is looming Jared, and he approves this calendar.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL YEAR.
For those unaware, my roommate's boyfriend was given, in good faith, a Thomas Kinkade calendar. He, being of sound taste, had no use for it. HOWEVER. He was made aware through his time with us that a CERTAIN TERRIBLE MOVIE had been made with a favorite actor of mine playing Thomas Kincrapkade, and maybe I would want it for kicks?
I accepted GLADLY and went out to buy a few issues of the Supernatural magazine, so that Jared could be placed in his chosen environment.
January! Jared LOOMS.
February! Jared CONTINUES to loom.
March! CRANKY OLD MAN Jared is BORN!
April! Jared sees a bridge, he's gotta loom.
May! YOU KIDS BETTER GET OFFA MY LAWN!
June! I like to think of this as CREEPER JARED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THOSE BUSHES, SIR??
July! Back to BIG ARMS Jared!
August! We love you, Gigantor Jared.
September! Meet disgruntled, injured Jared! I like how he pops up.
October! PEEPING TOM JARED!
November! LOOMING ON ICE!
And the GRAND FINALE- a Jared FIESTA!
Closeups!
Creeper Jared is so in tune with the color scheme...
Up on the rooftop, you can hear the pitter patter of Jared's cast against the shingles.
I like to think of this as Go Tell It on the Mountain Jared, but it has also been noted that he looks like Jesus floating in midair. I also approve of this interpretation.
Amd finally, this is looming Jared, and he approves this calendar.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL YEAR.