Der Wienerschnitzel
I woke up early on my born day; I'm twenty years, a blessin'
Have any of you motherfuckers ever been to a Wienerschnitzel? That place takes shit to a whole new level. I've always wanted to go to one, but whenever the opportunity came up I inevitably decided against it. However, earlier this week, Branden and I happened upon one in Richmond, and I finally took the plunge. It boggled my mind to such a degree that we even went back a second time later in the week. My goal is to keep going back until I have exhausted the entire menu.
Now let me break it down for you non-believers. So, we've all heard of chili cheese fries, right? No big deal. And who hasn't encountered a Frito or two in their life? Well, you can forget all that sissy bullshit, because Wienerschnitzel will abuse your illusions to a point of no return. These motherfuckers have a chili cheese fries burrito. And that ain't even the half of it; they also have a Frito pie. Now tell me, who's fuckin' with that? Shit's intense.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg my friends--their hot dog game is thorough. What you know about a hot dog on a pretzel bun with a pickle spear, mustard, cheese, and topped with a generous helping of pastrami? I could eat that shit all day. Or how about the BBQ dog? We're talkin' a 1/3 pound hot dog split down the middle, smothered in barbecue sauce, and piled high with strips of bacon and onion straws. I'm tellin' you, Dr. Wienerschnitzel does not fuck around. They even have a Reuben dog, complete with Thousand Island dressing, corned beef, and sauerkraut. I still need to try that one.
For the less adventurous, they have a wide array of your more common dishes. While I haven't explored this side of their menu extensively, I have tackled the basic chili cheese dog, which is solid. It just might give the Coney Dog a run for its money. I still need to further explore their non-hot dog options; they have a variety of hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and of course the requisite chicken sandwich. One of their hamburgers even has a hot dog on it.
Oh yeah, and they have corn dogs; I gotta get me one of them shits. I have a feeling this place will be blowing my mind for years to come. The drive-thru even goes through the fucking building for Christ's sake! What could be better than rolling through a small triangular building on a hot summer day? Rolling through a small triangular building while double-fisting stadium dogs, that's what.
Have any of you motherfuckers ever been to a Wienerschnitzel? That place takes shit to a whole new level. I've always wanted to go to one, but whenever the opportunity came up I inevitably decided against it. However, earlier this week, Branden and I happened upon one in Richmond, and I finally took the plunge. It boggled my mind to such a degree that we even went back a second time later in the week. My goal is to keep going back until I have exhausted the entire menu.
Now let me break it down for you non-believers. So, we've all heard of chili cheese fries, right? No big deal. And who hasn't encountered a Frito or two in their life? Well, you can forget all that sissy bullshit, because Wienerschnitzel will abuse your illusions to a point of no return. These motherfuckers have a chili cheese fries burrito. And that ain't even the half of it; they also have a Frito pie. Now tell me, who's fuckin' with that? Shit's intense.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg my friends--their hot dog game is thorough. What you know about a hot dog on a pretzel bun with a pickle spear, mustard, cheese, and topped with a generous helping of pastrami? I could eat that shit all day. Or how about the BBQ dog? We're talkin' a 1/3 pound hot dog split down the middle, smothered in barbecue sauce, and piled high with strips of bacon and onion straws. I'm tellin' you, Dr. Wienerschnitzel does not fuck around. They even have a Reuben dog, complete with Thousand Island dressing, corned beef, and sauerkraut. I still need to try that one.
For the less adventurous, they have a wide array of your more common dishes. While I haven't explored this side of their menu extensively, I have tackled the basic chili cheese dog, which is solid. It just might give the Coney Dog a run for its money. I still need to further explore their non-hot dog options; they have a variety of hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and of course the requisite chicken sandwich. One of their hamburgers even has a hot dog on it.
Oh yeah, and they have corn dogs; I gotta get me one of them shits. I have a feeling this place will be blowing my mind for years to come. The drive-thru even goes through the fucking building for Christ's sake! What could be better than rolling through a small triangular building on a hot summer day? Rolling through a small triangular building while double-fisting stadium dogs, that's what.