Bwuahaha.
Because I am impatient. A snippet, fresh off the page:
The entire kingdom was enamored of their Princess. Eugene was only the first in a very long line of people to be taken in by Rapunzel's bright, effervescent passion and her honest kindness.
It had changed him.
He was well and truly changed.
Changed as if a panther had transformed into a kitten. Changed like a hurricane calming to a pleasant headwind. He really should have had the professional dignity to be more annoyed about it. He would have to think of new ways to get his revenge on her. Already he'd taught her how to pick locks. She was quite good at it, too.
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The entire kingdom was enamored of their Princess. Eugene was only the first in a very long line of people to be taken in by Rapunzel's bright, effervescent passion and her honest kindness.
It had changed him.
He was well and truly changed.
Changed as if a panther had transformed into a kitten. Changed like a hurricane calming to a pleasant headwind. He really should have had the professional dignity to be more annoyed about it. He would have to think of new ways to get his revenge on her. Already he'd taught her how to pick locks. She was quite good at it, too.
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