Moses is Departing Egypt: A Facebook Haggadah

This is the kind of thing my mom sends me sometimes.

My mom sent me this, and I'd like to deliver it to all my liberal Jewish friends out there:

Barack atah Illinois, Elohenu melech ha'olam,
hoo-ray p'ri ha-electoral landslide.
Amen

(It's kinda sacriligeous, but it made me smile, anyhow.)