Stripper!Shige's Pimp Post
Stripper!SHIGE PIMP POST
Kei-chan - Soooooo, Shige, make some cool poses like those you only know how to do!
Shige - You're so sleeping in the couch tonight...
Shige - We'll talk later Kei-chan, we'll talk later...
Shige - Hee-hee *winks*
Pi - What do micros taste like?
Massu - *touches Shige's butt*
Tegoshi - D:
Massu - His wallet was gonna fall.
Shige - *clears his nostrils*
Shige - *plotting revenge*
Shige - URUSAAAAAAIIIIIIII YOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo - UWAAAAAAAAAA our Shige's growing up!
Ryo - *proud smirk*
Pi - Dude that was cool!
Kei-chan - OMG SHIGE YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN YOU GET ANGRY!
Pose 1!
Pi - *stares at Ryo*
Pose 2!
Massu - LOL :D
Massu - Tego-chan, you saw it?
Tegoshi - ...Shit.
Maru - LOLOL he's stripping.
Pose 3!
Massu - LOLOL yeah he's totally into it!
Maru - OMG he's serious about stripping *steps away*
Pose 3!
Tego - I wanna see D:
Pi - Dude he's run out of possibilities.
Shige - *looks at his belt*
Maru - What's that thing on the floor?
Shige - *starts taking off his belt*
Koyama - OHMYGOSH *runs*
Pi - Dude this guy's a genious.
Maru - OMG it's Shige's wallet!
Massu - LOL :D
Koyama - DO WANT
Maru - I GO FIRST
Massu - *falls*
Koyama - *stretches hands*
Maru - 'KAY I DON'T MIND BEING SECOND.
Hiro - ME THIRD
Yabu - STEP AWAY BITCHES
Hikaru - YOU TOO, YABU-CHAN? D:
Massu - LOL :D
Pi - Dude this looks like fun, I'm joining!
Shige - I feel so...loved?
Shige - :D
Yabu - *touches Hiro*
Hiro - I feel a hand on my back...
Koyama - GESSHI, I'M SORRY!
Shige - Baaaaka~, you know you're the only one I'd strip for.
All - Where's Shige? D:
Tegoshi - BELIEVE! >:D
Hiro - I think I'm getting some tonight.
Yabu - YATTAAAA!
Koyama - OMG GESSHI I LOVE YOU!
Massu - MARU'S ARMPIT SMELLS LIKE GYOZA RAAAAWRR
Tegoshi - *grabs Shige's arm* OI OI OI I WANT SOME TOO. I'M LEGAL YO.
Yabu - *touch touch*
Tegoshi - Hee-he~ just kidding.
Tegoshi - *takes one last look at Shige's naked body*
Koyamama - *picks Shige's clothes*
Yabu - Being the only legal one sucks, y'know? D:
Pi - Oh dude this Koyama always ruins the fun.
Hikaru - But I can't wait till December D:
Yabu - To hell with it, then!
Hiro - *escapes*
Kei-chan - SHIGE! PROMISE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SHOW YOUR NAKED BODY TO ANYONE OTHER THAN ME!
Shige - *touches Kei-chan's hand and grabs his micro* oh man that sounds strange even to my ears
Massu - *looks at Shige's bare back*
Shige - I'm afraid I'd have to break that promise.
Kei-chan - OH SHIGE WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY--
Shige - 'Cause Nyanta likes watching us~
Pi - Dude this is getting boring.
Tegoshi - KAWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Massu - *looks at Shige's abs*
Pi - Ryo, why didn't you get up to join the orgy?
Ryo - 'Coz your moobs are the best thing in the world~
Pi - Awwwwww *embarrassed*
Massu - YAY! SHIGE'S SHIRT! Can I keep it? :D
Shige - Ummmm'kay?
Pi - Dude, you can be so sweet when you try~
Ryo - Urusai.
Pi - Hee-hee *touches moobs*
Ryo - *stares at Kei-chan's ass*
Massu - YAYYY~!
Tegoshi - T___T
Massu - Tego-chan shouldn't wear Ninja-clothes. He should dress colourful and bright 'cause he's prettier than a Panda made of candy!~ Take this and we'll go shopping when the show finishes~~! <3
Tegoshi - I LOVE YOU MASSU :D I'M SO INVITING YOU TO GYOZA!
Maru - Thanks for saving my armpits.
Massu - YAY!
Question? Guy - Um...what happened?
Hiro - Dunno but seems like I'm the only one not getting any tonight.
Senga - *lowers his hands and starts making weird faces*
Question? Guy - WTF.
Hiro - *too busy being emo*
Yabu - Hika-chan, how 'bout skkiping rehearsal?
Hikaru - Teeee-heee~~!
Taisuke - I hate you like so very much Kitayama Hiromitsu.
Miyata - *not amused 'cause he doesn't get any love*
Taisuke - Shige, you messed up my perfect bangs with those indecent moves of yours.
Question? Guy 2 - Who cares?
Shige - YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M THE HOTTEST MEMBER!
Ryo - You're still a n00b. Let Pi and me teach you.
Pi - Dude I was about to say that!
~~THE END~~
I'm so lame lol.
And now some gifs!
Shige's so pissed off.
Shige goes from happy-nose-picker!Shige to ryo-angry-style!Shige in 0,05 seconds.
Shige strips. He finally gets everyone's attention.
He gives Kei-chan a loving glance and touches his hand <3 <3 <3
I-I just had to do it. URUSAI YO!
Happy!Shige :D
And now, some icons.
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Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble
LOL I can't believe I just made a whole post for this.
Kei-chan - Soooooo, Shige, make some cool poses like those you only know how to do!
Shige - You're so sleeping in the couch tonight...
Shige - We'll talk later Kei-chan, we'll talk later...
Shige - Hee-hee *winks*
Pi - What do micros taste like?
Massu - *touches Shige's butt*
Tegoshi - D:
Massu - His wallet was gonna fall.
Shige - *clears his nostrils*
Shige - *plotting revenge*
Shige - URUSAAAAAAIIIIIIII YOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo - UWAAAAAAAAAA our Shige's growing up!
Ryo - *proud smirk*
Pi - Dude that was cool!
Kei-chan - OMG SHIGE YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN YOU GET ANGRY!
Pose 1!
Pi - *stares at Ryo*
Pose 2!
Massu - LOL :D
Massu - Tego-chan, you saw it?
Tegoshi - ...Shit.
Maru - LOLOL he's stripping.
Pose 3!
Massu - LOLOL yeah he's totally into it!
Maru - OMG he's serious about stripping *steps away*
Pose 3!
Tego - I wanna see D:
Pi - Dude he's run out of possibilities.
Shige - *looks at his belt*
Maru - What's that thing on the floor?
Shige - *starts taking off his belt*
Koyama - OHMYGOSH *runs*
Pi - Dude this guy's a genious.
Maru - OMG it's Shige's wallet!
Massu - LOL :D
Koyama - DO WANT
Maru - I GO FIRST
Massu - *falls*
Koyama - *stretches hands*
Maru - 'KAY I DON'T MIND BEING SECOND.
Hiro - ME THIRD
Yabu - STEP AWAY BITCHES
Hikaru - YOU TOO, YABU-CHAN? D:
Massu - LOL :D
Pi - Dude this looks like fun, I'm joining!
Shige - I feel so...loved?
Shige - :D
Yabu - *touches Hiro*
Hiro - I feel a hand on my back...
Koyama - GESSHI, I'M SORRY!
Shige - Baaaaka~, you know you're the only one I'd strip for.
All - Where's Shige? D:
Tegoshi - BELIEVE! >:D
Hiro - I think I'm getting some tonight.
Yabu - YATTAAAA!
Koyama - OMG GESSHI I LOVE YOU!
Massu - MARU'S ARMPIT SMELLS LIKE GYOZA RAAAAWRR
Tegoshi - *grabs Shige's arm* OI OI OI I WANT SOME TOO. I'M LEGAL YO.
Yabu - *touch touch*
Tegoshi - Hee-he~ just kidding.
Tegoshi - *takes one last look at Shige's naked body*
Koyamama - *picks Shige's clothes*
Yabu - Being the only legal one sucks, y'know? D:
Pi - Oh dude this Koyama always ruins the fun.
Hikaru - But I can't wait till December D:
Yabu - To hell with it, then!
Hiro - *escapes*
Kei-chan - SHIGE! PROMISE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SHOW YOUR NAKED BODY TO ANYONE OTHER THAN ME!
Shige - *touches Kei-chan's hand and grabs his micro* oh man that sounds strange even to my ears
Massu - *looks at Shige's bare back*
Shige - I'm afraid I'd have to break that promise.
Kei-chan - OH SHIGE WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY--
Shige - 'Cause Nyanta likes watching us~
Pi - Dude this is getting boring.
Tegoshi - KAWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Massu - *looks at Shige's abs*
Pi - Ryo, why didn't you get up to join the orgy?
Ryo - 'Coz your moobs are the best thing in the world~
Pi - Awwwwww *embarrassed*
Massu - YAY! SHIGE'S SHIRT! Can I keep it? :D
Shige - Ummmm'kay?
Pi - Dude, you can be so sweet when you try~
Ryo - Urusai.
Pi - Hee-hee *touches moobs*
Ryo - *stares at Kei-chan's ass*
Massu - YAYYY~!
Tegoshi - T___T
Massu - Tego-chan shouldn't wear Ninja-clothes. He should dress colourful and bright 'cause he's prettier than a Panda made of candy!~ Take this and we'll go shopping when the show finishes~~! <3
Tegoshi - I LOVE YOU MASSU :D I'M SO INVITING YOU TO GYOZA!
Maru - Thanks for saving my armpits.
Massu - YAY!
Question? Guy - Um...what happened?
Hiro - Dunno but seems like I'm the only one not getting any tonight.
Senga - *lowers his hands and starts making weird faces*
Question? Guy - WTF.
Hiro - *too busy being emo*
Yabu - Hika-chan, how 'bout skkiping rehearsal?
Hikaru - Teeee-heee~~!
Taisuke - I hate you like so very much Kitayama Hiromitsu.
Miyata - *not amused 'cause he doesn't get any love*
Taisuke - Shige, you messed up my perfect bangs with those indecent moves of yours.
Question? Guy 2 - Who cares?
Shige - YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M THE HOTTEST MEMBER!
Ryo - You're still a n00b. Let Pi and me teach you.
Pi - Dude I was about to say that!
~~THE END~~
I'm so lame lol.
And now some gifs!
Shige's so pissed off.
Shige goes from happy-nose-picker!Shige to ryo-angry-style!Shige in 0,05 seconds.
Shige strips. He finally gets everyone's attention.
He gives Kei-chan a loving glance and touches his hand <3 <3 <3
I-I just had to do it. URUSAI YO!
Happy!Shige :D
And now, some icons.
001 002 003
004 005 006
007 008 009
010 011 012
013 014 015
Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble
LOL I can't believe I just made a whole post for this.