your cookies must be set funny, because my finnish bear's excretions increase from 2 all the way up to 4000, if i forget the window is open.
the above sentence was actually typed and e-mailed by me to my team manager at work. in the context of the site linked below, it made perfect, perfect sense; but i love the way it sounds out of context, especially if you pretend it has nothing to do with the internet.
http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html a better entry soon, i promise.