Entrepreneur
I know I've always talked about my aspiring business ownership dreams, so finally after all these years is the unveiling of my new product! The Douchebag Co! I've already recieved some free helpful tips to starting my venture via a MYSTERIOUS I.T. BUSINESS MAGAZINE! Whatever benevolent soul that sent this to me... I thank you. Because of you my dreams of running a business in Douchanomics will finally become a reality!
And with the unveiling of my new entrepreneurship, let me also show you a preview of our very first project, the Douche Bag Quarterly!
Just look at that trendy logo! Its perfect.
Four times a year, my Vice President of Operations, Steve, and I will pick out the biggest douchebag around, and give you the scoop! Everything you never wanted to know about the Big Douche on Campus. For free!
I know what you're thinking, something this juicy... there has to be strings attatched for it to be free. But nope! Thanks to the proceeds from the annual Sarasota Asshole Awards years back, I'm able to completely finance this operation to cut costs for you! Just look back here every March, June, September, and December for the full scoop, plus enter to win free douchey prizes!
Also, look forward to the opening of our Counter-Trolling business in the future.
And remember, when life's got you down, don't get mad, GET DOUCHE!
~*Sponsored by the Original B.S.G. "Accept no substitutes"*~
--Nicholas Troyer
CEO., Douchebag Co.
Trolling unsuccessful, passive aggressive bums since 1986
And with the unveiling of my new entrepreneurship, let me also show you a preview of our very first project, the Douche Bag Quarterly!
Just look at that trendy logo! Its perfect.
Four times a year, my Vice President of Operations, Steve, and I will pick out the biggest douchebag around, and give you the scoop! Everything you never wanted to know about the Big Douche on Campus. For free!
I know what you're thinking, something this juicy... there has to be strings attatched for it to be free. But nope! Thanks to the proceeds from the annual Sarasota Asshole Awards years back, I'm able to completely finance this operation to cut costs for you! Just look back here every March, June, September, and December for the full scoop, plus enter to win free douchey prizes!
Also, look forward to the opening of our Counter-Trolling business in the future.
And remember, when life's got you down, don't get mad, GET DOUCHE!
~*Sponsored by the Original B.S.G. "Accept no substitutes"*~
--Nicholas Troyer
CEO., Douchebag Co.
Trolling unsuccessful, passive aggressive bums since 1986