don't make me tickles
Dear Journal,
Today, I woke up sick again but that didn't interfere with my strong desire to purchase seasons 4 and 5 of Alias.
I searched everywhere- Rasputin Music, Wal*Mart, Target, Best Buy, and Fry's. No luck so I gave up and bought them off Amazon.com. I would've saved myself time and gas if I had done that in the first place. I now know I should always be an internet shopper because where the fuck else am I going to buy TV on DVD for $20 each with free shipping? That's not true, I hate waiting and would pay $20 more if I could get what I want in my hands in that very instant.
I spent my Alias expedition with Marisol. It was good homo bonding time. I need me some more gays in my life. Speaking of which, I miss my boo. If that big boobed lesbian hadn't gotten me sick I wouldn't be in the predicament I am.
Let's face it, if I hadn't gotten sick I wouldn't have discovered the hot and sour egg drop soup from that Mexican grocery store I never go to. I'm addicted to it. It's my new coke- the soda, not the drug.
I went to Disneyland last week with my good friend Michelle. It was a last moment kinda thing. It was 8pm Tuesday and she texted me about how she wanted to go. I said "let's go!" and by 11:30pm that night we were on the road with hotel reservation and all. It was.... magical. I'm very thankful for befriending and impulsive idiot, like myself, that loves Disneyland more than I do.
I've developed a very odd habit. At first, it really was just a joke but now I pee in the bathroom sink instinctively. It all started with a Will and Grace episode:
Karen: Honey, what's a half bath?
Jack: I think it's when you pee in the sink.
Karen: Oh! Every bathroom in my house is a half bath then!
I justify it by convincing myself that it's for a greater good. Less toilet flushing and more water conserving. No? ......... meh.
My hot and sour soup is ready to be consumed. 'Night, kiddies!
Today, I woke up sick again but that didn't interfere with my strong desire to purchase seasons 4 and 5 of Alias.
I searched everywhere- Rasputin Music, Wal*Mart, Target, Best Buy, and Fry's. No luck so I gave up and bought them off Amazon.com. I would've saved myself time and gas if I had done that in the first place. I now know I should always be an internet shopper because where the fuck else am I going to buy TV on DVD for $20 each with free shipping? That's not true, I hate waiting and would pay $20 more if I could get what I want in my hands in that very instant.
I spent my Alias expedition with Marisol. It was good homo bonding time. I need me some more gays in my life. Speaking of which, I miss my boo. If that big boobed lesbian hadn't gotten me sick I wouldn't be in the predicament I am.
Let's face it, if I hadn't gotten sick I wouldn't have discovered the hot and sour egg drop soup from that Mexican grocery store I never go to. I'm addicted to it. It's my new coke- the soda, not the drug.
I went to Disneyland last week with my good friend Michelle. It was a last moment kinda thing. It was 8pm Tuesday and she texted me about how she wanted to go. I said "let's go!" and by 11:30pm that night we were on the road with hotel reservation and all. It was.... magical. I'm very thankful for befriending and impulsive idiot, like myself, that loves Disneyland more than I do.
I've developed a very odd habit. At first, it really was just a joke but now I pee in the bathroom sink instinctively. It all started with a Will and Grace episode:
Karen: Honey, what's a half bath?
Jack: I think it's when you pee in the sink.
Karen: Oh! Every bathroom in my house is a half bath then!
I justify it by convincing myself that it's for a greater good. Less toilet flushing and more water conserving. No? ......... meh.
My hot and sour soup is ready to be consumed. 'Night, kiddies!