Its funny how one diploma can change most of us from college students into unemployed alcoholics.

just something to think on.

I definatly have pink eye. In both eyes. What kills me the most is I have to throw out the eyeliner and mascara I used.

Me: Hey Emma, want some pink eye?
Emma: No....
Me: Come on... Just a lil eye juice.

My friend Josh has taken to playing my N64 and playing Zelda, I allow this, but in return, I sit there and badger him ( Read more... )

Girl: Does mustard go with pastrami?
Me: Uh, yea, I think thats what people usually get together.
The Deli Guy: You do realize that you just asked the vegiterian what meats go together, dont you?
Girl: *super embarrased* Oh.

Oh I know its possible, but everytime it happens, ( its like a glimpse of god's mystical wonders )