Because I find Speaking like Jonathan Swift far too Amusing a matter
Me: There's not a single quotation mark in the entirety of gullivers travels... and it has hideously long and rambly paragraphs and Randomly Capitalised Words
Katie: That is an annoying Style in which the Author writes: though I haven't run Across a lack of Marks of Quotation before! When was the Book Written?
Me: The Original was Written in 1725, unless you meant This Edition in specyfk?
Katie: I did Indeed mean the Original, as it is Likely that the Original Punctuation would be Retained. This looks to Be a Fun reading Experience.
Me: It indeed Appears that way, and I get Disproportionate Satisfaction from reading a book of Great Learning.
Katie: I must Away now, and Leave you to your Learning, as persuasions of the Equine sort do call.
Me: Farewell my friend and Enjoyeth your Riding hobbey.
Katie: Your Good Wishes were most Successful, as my Equestrian Activities proved to be quite Enjoyable. How fares thy Reading?
Me: It fares Well for now I have grown Accustomed to the unusually script Style and find it pleasant Reading indeed
Katie: That is most Welcome news and I Congratulate you upon your Endeavours. Has Gulliver yet Encountered strange Happenings?
Me: He has indeed with the queer People of Lilliput trying greatly to Inform him of their Customs
Katie: How Fascinating. I do Confess that I was always most taken by the Giant Horses which he did Encounter. My own large Equine is now attempting to Consume this instrument of Communication. I believe he is Convinced of its Edible Nature
Me: I find such a Matter highly Amusing. As it is there is Yet no sign of any Thing bigger than Seven foot and those are Trees.
Katie: Having retrieved my communication Device I can now assure you of its Survival. I would Expect no larger things given Gulliver's current Status of Encountering Lilliputians, who are Renowned for their Diminutive stature.
Me: In such a case I shall be Obliged to Keep my fascination upon Gigantuous Horse-Kind untill Creatures of such Manner are revealed to the reader.
Katie: I am Sure that your Fortitude will prove Equal to the Task
Me: Anyway, thats quite enough random capitalisation. XD
Katie: That is an annoying Style in which the Author writes: though I haven't run Across a lack of Marks of Quotation before! When was the Book Written?
Me: The Original was Written in 1725, unless you meant This Edition in specyfk?
Katie: I did Indeed mean the Original, as it is Likely that the Original Punctuation would be Retained. This looks to Be a Fun reading Experience.
Me: It indeed Appears that way, and I get Disproportionate Satisfaction from reading a book of Great Learning.
Katie: I must Away now, and Leave you to your Learning, as persuasions of the Equine sort do call.
Me: Farewell my friend and Enjoyeth your Riding hobbey.
Katie: Your Good Wishes were most Successful, as my Equestrian Activities proved to be quite Enjoyable. How fares thy Reading?
Me: It fares Well for now I have grown Accustomed to the unusually script Style and find it pleasant Reading indeed
Katie: That is most Welcome news and I Congratulate you upon your Endeavours. Has Gulliver yet Encountered strange Happenings?
Me: He has indeed with the queer People of Lilliput trying greatly to Inform him of their Customs
Katie: How Fascinating. I do Confess that I was always most taken by the Giant Horses which he did Encounter. My own large Equine is now attempting to Consume this instrument of Communication. I believe he is Convinced of its Edible Nature
Me: I find such a Matter highly Amusing. As it is there is Yet no sign of any Thing bigger than Seven foot and those are Trees.
Katie: Having retrieved my communication Device I can now assure you of its Survival. I would Expect no larger things given Gulliver's current Status of Encountering Lilliputians, who are Renowned for their Diminutive stature.
Me: In such a case I shall be Obliged to Keep my fascination upon Gigantuous Horse-Kind untill Creatures of such Manner are revealed to the reader.
Katie: I am Sure that your Fortitude will prove Equal to the Task
Me: Anyway, thats quite enough random capitalisation. XD