THE BESTEST FIC ABOUT DORIAN AND HOLMES EVER
Written by Katie, not me, and posted with her permission. xD
One day Dorian Gray was walking down a street. He was going to Henry's house for a party. He wondered whether Basil would be there (btw my Basil from the 1976 moive because he was adorable and my Dorian is like Ben barns because he was SO HOTTT). He was a bit angry at Basil because they had had an argument. Basil did not like Dorian having lots of sex, but Dorian knew it was because Basil was jealous that he (Basil) did not have as many girls as he (Dorian). But Dorian only slept with so many girls because he was really in love with Basil. Basil did not know this though and Dorian did not want to tell him.
As he was walking he was thinking so hard that he bumped into someone. He bumped so hard that he fell over. "Ow." he cried and looked up.
He had bumped into a really attractive man who looked at him in curiosity. "Who are you?" Dorian asked.
"I am Sherlock Holmes," he said (he looks like Robert Downey Junior, from the new film because that film is my favourite film ever!), "And I know who you are you are Dorian Grey."
"How do you know that????" Dorian said amazed and got up. He looked amazed.
"Because I am a detective" said Sherlock Holmes. Suddenly a man walked past with a woman. "Hello Holmes" he said, "Isn't it a sunny day!"
He and the woman walked off and Sherlock Holmes looked sad.
"What is wrong? said Dorian. He felt he had to help Sherlock Holmes, because he wanted to and because he was very attracted to him.
"That is my friend Watson. He is getting married," said Sherlock Holmes and looked very very sad.
"Oh dear." said Dorian/ "My friend Henry says marriage is very bad."
"Is is" said Sherlock Holmes. "But I must make Watson happy." He looked very brave for a moment and then looked at Dorian ( he had been looking at Watson who was walking away and had now turned the street corner with the woman who was his wife. She was really ugly and Holmes knew Watson was only marrying her to be nice but he could not do anything to stop him because he was too nice.). He looked very sad again. and Dorian knew what was wrong.
"You're in love with him aren't you?" he said.
"Yes," said Sherlock Holmes. "But he does not know."
"I am in love with my friend and he does not know either," said Dorian (because he's in love with Basil!!!).
They stood in the street and looked sadly at each other. Then Dorian said, "Let's have a drink."
So they went to a bar and had some drinks. Sherlock Holmes had a beer and Dorian had a fruity cocktail. Then they had some more. Soon they were dnacing with each other to the music from the band.
"Let's have sex," said Dorian! "I can pretend to be Watson and you can pretend to be Basil!"
"Good idea" said Sherlock Holmes, and they left the bar.
They went to Dorian's house because it was bigger and then they went to Dorian's room and then they had sex. (LOL you'll have to imagine the sex but it was really good okay!!)
"That was really good said Sherlock Holmes afterwards. "Maybe I don't need to be n love with Watson/"
"Me too!" said Dorian. "I am in love with you! You are so wodnerful!"
"And you are so beautiful!!" said Sherlock Holmes.
And then they kissed.
"Let's have sex again," said Sherlock Holmes, and sp they did.
And Watson and Basil were very sad, but Dorian and SHerlock Holmes were very happy.
One day Dorian Gray was walking down a street. He was going to Henry's house for a party. He wondered whether Basil would be there (btw my Basil from the 1976 moive because he was adorable and my Dorian is like Ben barns because he was SO HOTTT). He was a bit angry at Basil because they had had an argument. Basil did not like Dorian having lots of sex, but Dorian knew it was because Basil was jealous that he (Basil) did not have as many girls as he (Dorian). But Dorian only slept with so many girls because he was really in love with Basil. Basil did not know this though and Dorian did not want to tell him.
As he was walking he was thinking so hard that he bumped into someone. He bumped so hard that he fell over. "Ow." he cried and looked up.
He had bumped into a really attractive man who looked at him in curiosity. "Who are you?" Dorian asked.
"I am Sherlock Holmes," he said (he looks like Robert Downey Junior, from the new film because that film is my favourite film ever!), "And I know who you are you are Dorian Grey."
"How do you know that????" Dorian said amazed and got up. He looked amazed.
"Because I am a detective" said Sherlock Holmes. Suddenly a man walked past with a woman. "Hello Holmes" he said, "Isn't it a sunny day!"
He and the woman walked off and Sherlock Holmes looked sad.
"What is wrong? said Dorian. He felt he had to help Sherlock Holmes, because he wanted to and because he was very attracted to him.
"That is my friend Watson. He is getting married," said Sherlock Holmes and looked very very sad.
"Oh dear." said Dorian/ "My friend Henry says marriage is very bad."
"Is is" said Sherlock Holmes. "But I must make Watson happy." He looked very brave for a moment and then looked at Dorian ( he had been looking at Watson who was walking away and had now turned the street corner with the woman who was his wife. She was really ugly and Holmes knew Watson was only marrying her to be nice but he could not do anything to stop him because he was too nice.). He looked very sad again. and Dorian knew what was wrong.
"You're in love with him aren't you?" he said.
"Yes," said Sherlock Holmes. "But he does not know."
"I am in love with my friend and he does not know either," said Dorian (because he's in love with Basil!!!).
They stood in the street and looked sadly at each other. Then Dorian said, "Let's have a drink."
So they went to a bar and had some drinks. Sherlock Holmes had a beer and Dorian had a fruity cocktail. Then they had some more. Soon they were dnacing with each other to the music from the band.
"Let's have sex," said Dorian! "I can pretend to be Watson and you can pretend to be Basil!"
"Good idea" said Sherlock Holmes, and they left the bar.
They went to Dorian's house because it was bigger and then they went to Dorian's room and then they had sex. (LOL you'll have to imagine the sex but it was really good okay!!)
"That was really good said Sherlock Holmes afterwards. "Maybe I don't need to be n love with Watson/"
"Me too!" said Dorian. "I am in love with you! You are so wodnerful!"
"And you are so beautiful!!" said Sherlock Holmes.
And then they kissed.
"Let's have sex again," said Sherlock Holmes, and sp they did.
And Watson and Basil were very sad, but Dorian and SHerlock Holmes were very happy.