( Tuesday )

I have new luggage!!!  Well actually I'll have it in September -- its on back order.  I found the most perfect luggage for me a few months back, and I've been waiting for it go on sale.  I just bought the entire set for $160 ( Read more... )

Someone at work actually asked why I was against waterboarding.  Uh, gee I don't know, I don't believe we should keep up violence, i think we should set an example as a nation, you can't trust information that comes from torture and oh yeah, torture/violence are inherently wrong.  I had a friend who was tortured and killed and I still wouldn't do ( Read more... )

Co-worker:  Man, little stuff keeps disappearing from my desk.  I don't get it either.  Who want like (insert name of a frequently used vendor)?

Me with head bowed: I'm sorry.  But I need it for the voo-doo doll.

Co-worker:  It's not even pens, it's random stuff like... (trails off in a long rant)

I head back to my desk.

5 minutes later...

Co-worker:  ( Read more... )

apparently makes me extra qualified to help hang paintings in the partners office.

Shoot me.

 
Last weekend, I think, I was out in Malibu and picked up this little cast iron lizard/dragon with a split tail. I keep him at work next to my computer screen and have named him Dougy Morrison after the Lizard King - because James or Jimmy would be too obvious.  Plus Dougy is sillier sounding.

How is it, no one in my office knows who the Lizard King ( Read more... )

Don’t know how I keep forgetting: The best part about all the crap I did this weekend at work. All that pre-trial paperwork that I basically had to throw together at the last minute… Judge threw out the pretrial pleadings from both sides yesterday. Yelled at the attorneys for not having their shit together and then bumped the trial up two days so ( Read more... )

Well, I worked all weekend long which means that although I want to die right now, I’ll have a pretty decent sized paycheck since it was all time and a half. Plus I did a bunch of overtime all last week and who knows with trial coming up, I could get even more overtime this week. I’m so glad I scheduled a three day weekend for this upcoming weekend ( Read more... )

I'm so tired and I have to leave for work in a few minutes.  I can already tell this week is gonna suck partly 'cause I really need a proper rest.

I am so bored.
I am so bored.
Bored, bored, bored
B-O-E-D
I mean, B-O-R-E-D

And they also want me to work tomorrow!  This su-ucks.