Well. You know what I just had? Lemon and Pepper White Chocolate.
Lemons.
Peppercorns.
White Chocolate.
Mixed together.
And you know what? It's good.
I . . . I am just floored by the existence of this stuff.
(Proof that I am not insane:
http://www.kshocolat.co.uk/index.php/chocolate-type/whitechocolate/white-choclate-with-lemon-and-pepper-bar.html)