A message to the graduating college Class of 2009, but it resonates with a deep and horrible truth for us all.

http://taking-over-the-internet.com/

Get the nets and the straight jackets. Immediately.

It's so Time Cube II: Electric Boogaloo that it hurts. Both my eyes and my soul.

Study finds that girls make boys worse at EnglishMore or less the premise is this: study finds that boys who have English classes with girls do worse than boys who don't have girls in their classes. Insert Digg commenters joking about how that's fucking obvious because you're too busy paying attention to girls to do any work ( Read more... )

synabetic will probably post this as well, but:

The Eye Of Argon, the worst sci-fi story ever written*.

Fucking hilarous.

*In as much as it's famous for being awful amongst readers of sci-fi. Perhaps this is how one defines "SyFy".

Free food today at IHOP, Jack In The Box, and Quiznos. Get some.

Depending on what you do every year for taxes, you'll probably be interested to know that the government as changed its e-filing requirements, opening it up for free to more people. There are no longer income limits on free e-files, so if you plan on doing your own taxes, you might want to read this article (with links). So everyone should be ( Read more... )

The Dildo-Wielding Dog-Killer

Why don't I think of this stuff?

The best thing to happen to me today.

Free Rifftrax for your online viewing enjoyment.

(It's an episode of Incredible Hulk and it's only 50 minutes long.)

I reviewed Postal and was probably more kind than most.

If you were interested or undecided about catching tomorrow night's premiere of "Fringe", you might want to jump in the Wayback Machine and read my review of the pilot from earlier in the summer... Because it's not that good and I think it's up against "The Mentalist" this season, which had ( Read more... )