genesis
Gen 1:1
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Gen 1:3
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Gen 1:5
And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
Gen 1:7
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which [were] under the firmament from the waters which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.
Gen 1:10
And God called the dry [land] Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that [it was] good.
Gen 1:11
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
Gen 1:12
And the earth brought forth grass, [and] herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed [was] in itself, after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.
Gen 1:14
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and blablablablabla...signs...blablabla...seasons...days...blablabla...years
Gen 1:wtf
and god was pretty screwed up by this boring shit and so he decided to invent games to bring us joy.
Gen 1:wtf+1
and then god found out that he wasn't able to create games, because only mortals could do that and so he decided to kill himself, but failed, because only mortals could kill themselves.
Gin 1:?!
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and then god woke up. naked. on a slot machine. and he didn't know why.
Gen 2:hmmm?
and then god played pong. days and nights. nights and days. till he got bored.
Gen 2:hmm!
and then god invented some more games. and again he played. months and years. years and months.
Gen 2:321
and then god found out that he became addicted to games and so he tried to kill himself, but failed again.
Gen 2:21
and then god started playing ultima underworld and found out and invented 3d graphics.
Gen 2:1
and then god got addicted to rpgs. and then god started playing baldur's gate 2. and forgot everything about 3d graphics.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:-
and then god played baldur's gate 2.
Gen 3:49873417496
and then god got bored again. and invented valley of angels.
Gen 3:ha!
and so god created the revolution of interactive storytelling and tried to kill himself, but failed again.
(of course that's not the original genesis, which can be found here.)
(ohhh...and i'm not god. unfortunately.)
(i'm better than god.)