news!!!

[ryam_baco]

i got a serial for opera.
you'll get information about valley of angels.
everybody should be happy.

oh, my dear readers!
let's make love!


: good evening, sir! you wanted some freaking news about valley of angels?

: sir? do i look like a goddamned sir???

: ahhmmm...welllll...prince lysander looks a little bit like you and he's a sir. so i thought...

: what the...

: sorry, sorry - my fault! welllll...ma'am, you wanted some freaking news about valley of angels?

: nope. get out of my house!

: it's my house. i'm the new logo of valley of angels, the revolution of interactive storytelling!!! i'm supposed to live here.

: that's wrong. i just bought this room. because i'm rich and famous!!! (and you are not!)

: but...but...but...

: i'm not kidding! get out of here!

: but, what about...valley of angels?

: look, i'm old and dead. i'm not interested in young and living stuff. so get out of here, or i'll call my good old new friend gonzo!
gonzo (picture censored): wuuuaaaaaahhhhhh

: ... *runs away*

this was definitely the lamest entry of all time. so uninspired. hmmm...hey!

eastereggs in good old ryam's livejournal #1
go back to the entry of april 27th, 2004
read the alternative text to king carroll's artwork
awefulness is not a typing error.
it's more a...creation.
look: awefulness
hahahaha!
got it?
no?
awwww...fuck off!