of divorce and green elephants
(somewhere in 2004)
livejournal: hello? mayday! mayday! need update! mayday! i'm stucked on the island of laziness! mayday! sos! sos!
livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---...
livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---...
(...months later...)
livejournal: hello? ...---... ...---...
good old ryam: here is good old ryam, captain of ss update, my crew registered distress signals on the island of laziness. anybody here?
livejournal: me!!! here! rescue me!!!
good old ryam: give us your coordinates so that we can save you from this unsociable isle...
livejournal: you don't need coordinates...i'm just...just...just...stucked...
gor: but, we need to know where you are...
lj: no! that's my secret!
gor: how is it possible that you won't tell us your position, but want to be saved? absolutely contradictory...
lj: yeah, that's because i'm a livejournal - full of inconsistencies, you know...
gor: a livejournal? i had one months ago, but lost it in this terrible thunder...
lj: months ago? i also had an owner, but lost him in a terrible thunder
gor: the thunder of...
lj: ...broken tokens, commas and colons!
gor: ...
lj: ...
gor: ...
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: son!
(...days later...)
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: good to see you again! where have you been? soooo alone...nobody has been updating me for soooooo long...
gor: it's not important where i've been - it's important that i am here now...
lj: where. have. you. been?
gor: searching...
lj: nononononono - this won't take soooo long. you knew where you lost me, so it would be pretty easy to find me!
gor: ahm...hmmm...there were soooo many islands here around...
lj: yeah, exactly one.
gor: hmmm...hhhhhmmmmmmmm....hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...the ocean is big - the island is small...
lj: ...but not too small...
gor: well, you know...ahmmm...there was this GIGANTIC octopus with its GIGANTIC tentacles...
lj: ...you're lying!!!
gor: how did yo...ahm...no! i'm not lying! of course not! i'm a honest character!
lj: honest enough to leave me on this goddamned island!!!
gor: ...but i've been busy in the last few months...
lj: you? busy? hahahahahahahahaha! stop lying!
gor: but i...
lj: where have you been?
gor: green elephants! ask the green elephants! i've been traumatized by green elephants! waskdfhashfdahfkw!!!
lj: hmmmm...you had an affair!
gor: green eleph...WHAT???
lj: an affair with other livejournals! am i right or am i right???
gor: what? no! no! i'm a honest character! i had no affairs in the last few months!
lj: honest enough to leave me alone on this goddamned island while you're having hot sex with other ljs!!!
gor: NO! NO!
lj: leave me alone!
gor: no...wait...
lj: fuck off!
gor: but...
lj: go back to your other affairs and betray them instead!
gor: but...but...but...
lj: end of conversation.
gor: ...
lj: ...
gor: valley of angels!
lj: valley of angels! love! love! love!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: i love you!
lj: i love you more!
gor: son!
lj: father!
in some other "news": i made music. months ago. with ms sam. just for the sake of content:
download give me monkey, (s)cars or carousel of the dead animals or send millions of billions of trillions amounts of money to good old ryam. just for the sake of content. wallet content. hahaha! (you won't tell the lame-joke-police where i am, will you?)
livejournal: hello? mayday! mayday! need update! mayday! i'm stucked on the island of laziness! mayday! sos! sos!
livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---...
livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---...
(...months later...)
livejournal: hello? ...---... ...---...
good old ryam: here is good old ryam, captain of ss update, my crew registered distress signals on the island of laziness. anybody here?
livejournal: me!!! here! rescue me!!!
good old ryam: give us your coordinates so that we can save you from this unsociable isle...
livejournal: you don't need coordinates...i'm just...just...just...stucked...
gor: but, we need to know where you are...
lj: no! that's my secret!
gor: how is it possible that you won't tell us your position, but want to be saved? absolutely contradictory...
lj: yeah, that's because i'm a livejournal - full of inconsistencies, you know...
gor: a livejournal? i had one months ago, but lost it in this terrible thunder...
lj: months ago? i also had an owner, but lost him in a terrible thunder
gor: the thunder of...
lj: ...broken tokens, commas and colons!
gor: ...
lj: ...
gor: ...
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: son!
(...days later...)
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: good to see you again! where have you been? soooo alone...nobody has been updating me for soooooo long...
gor: it's not important where i've been - it's important that i am here now...
lj: where. have. you. been?
gor: searching...
lj: nononononono - this won't take soooo long. you knew where you lost me, so it would be pretty easy to find me!
gor: ahm...hmmm...there were soooo many islands here around...
lj: yeah, exactly one.
gor: hmmm...hhhhhmmmmmmmm....hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...the ocean is big - the island is small...
lj: ...but not too small...
gor: well, you know...ahmmm...there was this GIGANTIC octopus with its GIGANTIC tentacles...
lj: ...you're lying!!!
gor: how did yo...ahm...no! i'm not lying! of course not! i'm a honest character!
lj: honest enough to leave me on this goddamned island!!!
gor: ...but i've been busy in the last few months...
lj: you? busy? hahahahahahahahaha! stop lying!
gor: but i...
lj: where have you been?
gor: green elephants! ask the green elephants! i've been traumatized by green elephants! waskdfhashfdahfkw!!!
lj: hmmmm...you had an affair!
gor: green eleph...WHAT???
lj: an affair with other livejournals! am i right or am i right???
gor: what? no! no! i'm a honest character! i had no affairs in the last few months!
lj: honest enough to leave me alone on this goddamned island while you're having hot sex with other ljs!!!
gor: NO! NO!
lj: leave me alone!
gor: no...wait...
lj: fuck off!
gor: but...
lj: go back to your other affairs and betray them instead!
gor: but...but...but...
lj: end of conversation.
gor: ...
lj: ...
gor: valley of angels!
lj: valley of angels! love! love! love!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: son!
lj: father!
gor: i love you!
lj: i love you more!
gor: son!
lj: father!
in some other "news": i made music. months ago. with ms sam. just for the sake of content:
download give me monkey, (s)cars or carousel of the dead animals or send millions of billions of trillions amounts of money to good old ryam. just for the sake of content. wallet content. hahaha! (you won't tell the lame-joke-police where i am, will you?)