...squits...at least they make my life exciting?...

Apr 10, 2008 10:14

Oh sweet christ would someone please motivate me?

Also when you eat too much chewing gum you get the squits, true story. It also happens with grapes and those delectable chocolate raisins, this is what I have learned in the past 2 weeks. Don't ever mess with grapes! They are an angry and forbidding fruit full of hatred, DAMN YOU GRAPES!!!!!!!

The doctor wants me to pee into a tiny cup, why can't they just make the cups a little bigger, not all of us have good aim. I hate to admit it but I am urine-aimingly retarded.

pee, grapes, bored, cup, evil, squits, procrastination

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