A conversation with my dog
Memphis: Why is the toilet lid closed? I'm thirsty!
Me: You have a water bowl in the kitchen. I put it there just for you. It's full of fresh water.
Memphis: It's not cool, cool porcelain with frequently running water.
Me: It has an antimicrobial surface!
Memphis: Seriously. You just watched me lick a cat's bottom, and you're going with "antimicrobial."
Me: The water is perfectly good. And it's always available to you.
Memphis: And...?
Me: You know, you won that water bowl by dressing up as a cowboy and doing tricks. You were the best dog of them all.
Memphis: And yet you don't let me drink out of the best dog bowl of them all!
Me: I can see we're going to have to agree to disagree.
Memphis: Can I have a treat?
Me: NILIF, dude.
Memphis: I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
Me: Touché.
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Me: You have a water bowl in the kitchen. I put it there just for you. It's full of fresh water.
Memphis: It's not cool, cool porcelain with frequently running water.
Me: It has an antimicrobial surface!
Memphis: Seriously. You just watched me lick a cat's bottom, and you're going with "antimicrobial."
Me: The water is perfectly good. And it's always available to you.
Memphis: And...?
Me: You know, you won that water bowl by dressing up as a cowboy and doing tricks. You were the best dog of them all.
Memphis: And yet you don't let me drink out of the best dog bowl of them all!
Me: I can see we're going to have to agree to disagree.
Memphis: Can I have a treat?
Me: NILIF, dude.
Memphis: I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
Me: Touché.
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