Notes from the Academic Team
Dearest Beatrice,
I cannot tell you how much I am sorry. I could say it in every language, including computer script and Klingon. I never EVER should have watched that anime Porn. It was stupid and insensitive of me. I love you as much as the digits of pi! I remember the first time I saw you when you walked into the Chess Club room, sneezing up a storm cause your alergies were acting up. When our sweaty palms met mine over my Bishop I felt like an atom explodong into electrons. It was Magic ( the card game, not romantic). And as our relationship grew through Mathlete competions and Comic Book conventions I knew that we were meant for each other. And then our first kiss on the night of the alighnment of the Zebulon Nebula and my tounge grazed your retainer...I knew that I had found my repeating decimal. Please Please Forgive me.
May the Force Be with You, Derrick
I cannot tell you how much I am sorry. I could say it in every language, including computer script and Klingon. I never EVER should have watched that anime Porn. It was stupid and insensitive of me. I love you as much as the digits of pi! I remember the first time I saw you when you walked into the Chess Club room, sneezing up a storm cause your alergies were acting up. When our sweaty palms met mine over my Bishop I felt like an atom explodong into electrons. It was Magic ( the card game, not romantic). And as our relationship grew through Mathlete competions and Comic Book conventions I knew that we were meant for each other. And then our first kiss on the night of the alighnment of the Zebulon Nebula and my tounge grazed your retainer...I knew that I had found my repeating decimal. Please Please Forgive me.
May the Force Be with You, Derrick