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So the craziest thing happened. I'm nominated for PK. I swear this has got to be some sick sick joke and the minute I get on stage a vat of pigs blood will pour on me. I defintely believe a unanimous "What the F!@#" went echoing through the halls of our fair school. Tuesday they are defintely going to come on the announcements and be like " Uh we're sorry but it seems that the real nominee is Mrosty Bracher, the exchange student from Lithuania." haha that would be sooo sweet. oh well. tonight I went to main street and of course I saw the staple titties and chap framed asses, but I also saw the grossest thing when this fat old women ( who resembled Chunk from the goonies) raised her shirt and her breasts unrolled out onto the sidewalk. I would have given her some Madi Gras beads but alas they don't make them in Hoola Hoop size. ALL right its 12:47 on this friday night and this one goes out to all you lovers out their, where ever you may be. This is Rusty "flavor Mach" Baker signing out for KMWZ Boston.