loud explosive noises scare old ladys
so today we were gonna have another potato gun war out on the lake. so were doin our thing for about an hour then ur never gonna guess who showed up, the jake. me and dan didnt see him at first and we were about to...im just gonna put that story on hold for a few minutes, i just got a relay call from sum1 and idk who it was but they wanted to stick a hot pastrami sandwich up their ass and then give it to me and they said sumthing about licking frozen blood-soaked tampons. idk a lil creepy but when i wanted to end the call i asked the operater how i would go about ending the call and she just kept typing everything i was saying and i was like no stop typing i hear u typing and she was like the operator is not involved in the conversation and i was like ok so what do i do and i still heard typing so i just hung up the phone... i will find out who u were and i have a pretty good idea of who it was. i will have my revenge...any so me and dan were about to fire the gun and they were like stop theres a cop over there. so we bugged out and called a sieze fire. we decided to just chill on the lake cuz i dont think he had a blow-up raft to come out and get us. so after about 10 min of just sitting there we decide to just go back to the dock and just face the consequences. the cop drove up some1s drive way and we threw everything off the boats and put it in the shed. the cop comes back and walks down to the dock and asks us what we were doing. he took down our names and shit and then we told him what happened. he had no problem with it and he almost starting craking up when we said that these giant turtle shells were out shield. he told us to have fun and he left. it was pretty crazy and im tired of writing maybe ill write more later if i feel like it