So I woke up this morning and checked my email and thought to myself "Huh... now there's someone I don't hear from very often..." So I take a look and the message is all "Happy birthday!". And I blink, and frown, and suddenly remember that my birthday is near the end of May. And I think to myself that yesterday might really have been the 23rd ( Read more... )

If you guessed me, then you can have a shiny foil sticker star ( Read more... )