People at Wellesley can be such bastards...
...I know, haven't I complained about this enough? A week ago I took an exam for Linear Algebra and talked to my professor this monday about the really awful grade I got. In addition to talking about what I had done wrong/needed to work on, he told me that some girl taking the test in a room with me claimed that I had cheated on this exam. To which I have several "what the fuck?"s:
a) I failed this exam, so apparently "cheating" did not help
b) how I had managed to do this as the professor would walk in to see if I had any questions several times is beyond me
c) apparently there was an alleged "paper" on the floor which I supposedly would glance at. Paper in quotations since it was a non-existent paper
d) this girl clearly has issues of the delusional non pretty sort
e) I don't cheat so such a clever way to cheat would have been attempted under a less than five percent chance. There is only this slim chance because statistics does not guarantee certainty but can determine the likelihood of an event occurring. A p value < 0.05 is respected in academia and at this point in time I would like to be also.
f) since she is so good at making up ways to cheat perhaps she actually cheated and is now blaming me
g) what could this girl possibly have against me? I have no idea who she is. (see part d where she is clearly delusional.)
Clearly I did not cheat. All I can think is what the fuck is wrong with this girl and what sort of bastards actually produced such a human being? Couldn't she have a learning disability other than one in which she sees nonexistent cheating supplies?
I was also wondering how it would even be possible considering I failed, which Joe said after looking over the test that It didn't look like it was a failing exam and so the Professor purposefully failed me because this bitch assed girl lied about me.
I am pretty sure this place is close to hell. Especially the judicial system where you are guilty until proven innocent. How is that supposed to work? Shall I recreate the imaginary paper? Shall I? Maybe I can retake the exam and actually cheat this time so that I can improve my score? Maybe I can try the cheating strategy bitch assed girl suggested. According to spell check assed isn't a word.
This is how I resolve my problems: go to the cops. Yeah, I'm pretty bad at dealing with problems.
a) I failed this exam, so apparently "cheating" did not help
b) how I had managed to do this as the professor would walk in to see if I had any questions several times is beyond me
c) apparently there was an alleged "paper" on the floor which I supposedly would glance at. Paper in quotations since it was a non-existent paper
d) this girl clearly has issues of the delusional non pretty sort
e) I don't cheat so such a clever way to cheat would have been attempted under a less than five percent chance. There is only this slim chance because statistics does not guarantee certainty but can determine the likelihood of an event occurring. A p value < 0.05 is respected in academia and at this point in time I would like to be also.
f) since she is so good at making up ways to cheat perhaps she actually cheated and is now blaming me
g) what could this girl possibly have against me? I have no idea who she is. (see part d where she is clearly delusional.)
Clearly I did not cheat. All I can think is what the fuck is wrong with this girl and what sort of bastards actually produced such a human being? Couldn't she have a learning disability other than one in which she sees nonexistent cheating supplies?
I was also wondering how it would even be possible considering I failed, which Joe said after looking over the test that It didn't look like it was a failing exam and so the Professor purposefully failed me because this bitch assed girl lied about me.
I am pretty sure this place is close to hell. Especially the judicial system where you are guilty until proven innocent. How is that supposed to work? Shall I recreate the imaginary paper? Shall I? Maybe I can retake the exam and actually cheat this time so that I can improve my score? Maybe I can try the cheating strategy bitch assed girl suggested. According to spell check assed isn't a word.
This is how I resolve my problems: go to the cops. Yeah, I'm pretty bad at dealing with problems.