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[runswitshuriken]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh… bleagh… bwuagh. Grossness? Ho yeah. Like the lightswitch is up, the grossness is on, baby, on

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[powersoul]

[This sounds very, very familiar, and Tifa is staring.] This is Template, yes.

[runswitshuriken]

The one, the only, the city that survived Meteor and Diamond Weapon?

Waitaminute, this ain't it! Not enough reconstruction!

[powersoul]

...Yuffie?

[runswitshuriken]

Hey, Teef! How's it goin'? [Jokingly waggles his eyebrows.] How YOU doin'?

Wanna tell me why I have the hangover from hell and my boss's town looks all funny?

[finalcalling]

...Are you all right?

[runswitshuriken]

[Aaaaaaaaaaand have a wide, flirty grin. Ignore the vomit on his clothes. Please.]

Ohhhhh, I'm just fine, and so are you!

[finalcalling]

[THAT WAS AS BAD AS EDGE. She is B|ing at you.]

[runswitshuriken]

What? What'd I say? [He looks himself over and notices the vomit on his shirt. Watch the Wutaian boy turn BEET RED.]

Yeah, uh, sorry. I'm fine. The name's Yuffie, but I answer to 'brat', 'thief', and 'HEY GIVE THAT BACK'. [He wipes his hand on the back of his baggy jeans (where there is no vomit) and then offers it to her.]

[onlyhappensontv]

[Concerned Kafuka is concerned, coming over.] Oh dear! Are you all right?

[runswitshuriken]

Well, since you're here, I'm doing just awesome!

[onlyhappensontv]

Aw, you poor thing, you've been sick. [And she's taking out a handkerchief and is in your space, wipin' your face clean.]

[runswitshuriken]

[Cue the beet red Yuffie again. He's not used to other people going around cleaning him up.]

Uhhhhh. Thanks...?

[gredn0tforge]

It's the ocean- didn't you hear?

[runswitshuriken]

Okay, what? [Confused and staring Yuffie is confused. And staring.]

[gredn0tforge]

Don't tell me you've never heard of an ocean. Really, I'd think them impossible to overlook.

[runswitshuriken]

Dude, I grew up right by one.

But Template is land-locked.

[turkalcoholic]

[Have a Reno going 'WHAT' at you.]

[runswitshuriken]

[Have a Yuffie try to look threatening. Instead, he mostly looks short. However, he DID grow a decent death glare.]

[turkalcoholic]

[EYEBROW RAISE] What the hell's your problem?

[runswitshuriken]

[Glareglareglare. He folds his arms across his chest.] You haven't been causing problems for Tifa, have you?