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[runswitshuriken]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh… bleagh… bwuagh. Grossness? Ho yeah. Like the lightswitch is up, the grossness is on, baby, on

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[onlyhappensontv]

[Concerned Kafuka is concerned, coming over.] Oh dear! Are you all right?

[runswitshuriken]

Well, since you're here, I'm doing just awesome!

[onlyhappensontv]

Aw, you poor thing, you've been sick. [And she's taking out a handkerchief and is in your space, wipin' your face clean.]

[runswitshuriken]

[Cue the beet red Yuffie again. He's not used to other people going around cleaning him up.]

Uhhhhh. Thanks...?

[onlyhappensontv]

[Have a smile.] People should always take care of one another when they're sick. It's bad enough when you feel awful, and it's worse when you're lonely.

There, all cleaned up!

[runswitshuriken]

[Just gonna leave that part about taking care of people alone. He's never been good at that, and he's never really been good at taking it from others. FIERCELY INDEPENDENT is the wild Yuffie! FIERCELY!]

[Flirtatious grin.] Hey, how can I be lonely with you around?

[onlyhappensontv]

[Claps her hands together lightly and nods, still beaming.] That's the spirit! Don't let the sickness get you down, Green Napoleon!

[runswitshuriken]

G-Guh what? Green Napoloen? [Frantic hand waving.] I got nothin' to do with anything you could call a "Napoleon." Name's Yuffie, Yuffie Kisaragi!

[onlyhappensontv]

Are you sure I can't call you Green Napoleon? [A small sigh.] Oh well. Yuffie it is, then.

My name's Kafuka Fuura. It's a pleasure to meet you!

[runswitshuriken]

No. Napoleon's a girly name. My name's Yuffie.

[A grin so bright you can hear the teeth shine.] Right back atcha!

So, you from Template?

[onlyhappensontv]

[And now Kafuka's confused.] Template?

[runswitshuriken]

Guess you're not. Template is this place. Template City.

[onlyhappensontv]

Is it a new city? I was on my way to school... Did I get lost?

[runswitshuriken]

Looks like you did. But hey, don't consider yourself lost! Think of it... like getting found in a whole new place! [Flirty voice.] With me.

[onlyhappensontv]

[A pause, and then.... bright smile!] You're absolutely right! This is an opportunity to broaden my horizons and learn about a totally different place! How exciting!

[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie stares at her. Man, she's really, really terrible at this flirting thing. MAYBE HE SHOULD ASK HER OUT TO DINNER! Only he has no money, so... not a good idea. DAMN.]

Broaden your horizons... man, people actually SAY that?

Yeah, exciting! That's a great word for this! [Not so much agreeing with her as trying to convince himself.]