WOW
GUSHERS ARE ON SALE! GUSHERS ARE ON SALE! What was once $4.66 per pack is on sale for the LOW PRICE of $1.66!!! Excuse my lack of better words but WHAT THE FUCK? Did a factory explode (or gush)? Was there an overabundance of pears this year (the #1 ingredient in all gushers is pear concentrate)? I'm desperately trying to find a reason why gushers are on SALE for such a low price, but I just can’t. All I can do is buy them in large quantities, because let me tell you, they may NEVER be on sale again as long as you live.
Do you want to know how long I’ve yearned for gushers? A long time - many, many, years. Do you want to know how long I’ve checked while being at Safeway or wherever to see if they’re on sale? Every time. Do you want to know how often they actually are on sale? Never before now. They just sit there are the obnoxious price of $4.66 per pack, never budging. But now, for the first time ever, Gushers are on SALE. And not just for 50% off… but for just $1.66! It’s absolutely incredible.
I don't care what you think of me, this is so fucking awesome.
I also did just pick up a box of Golden Grahams.. just giving them a well deserved shout-out (because they are godly…)
..they weren’t on sale at all, though.
Do you want to know how long I’ve yearned for gushers? A long time - many, many, years. Do you want to know how long I’ve checked while being at Safeway or wherever to see if they’re on sale? Every time. Do you want to know how often they actually are on sale? Never before now. They just sit there are the obnoxious price of $4.66 per pack, never budging. But now, for the first time ever, Gushers are on SALE. And not just for 50% off… but for just $1.66! It’s absolutely incredible.
I don't care what you think of me, this is so fucking awesome.
I also did just pick up a box of Golden Grahams.. just giving them a well deserved shout-out (because they are godly…)
..they weren’t on sale at all, though.