To the United Way People:

Please stop putting your creepy balloon people right outside the elevators.  It is freaking out the contractors on the eighth floor who get off the elevator at 5:45 AM and go, "HOLY CRAP!  What is that?!" and nearly run through a glass conference room wall.

Thank you.

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