Senseless
“I trust you completely; just not while sleeping next to me.”
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Me: “A class of 400 and the only reason he knew my name was because I slept---“ *ah-choo* “---through every one of his classes”
Patty: “Oh my gosh, I thought you were gonna say ‘because I slept with him’ and all I could think was ‘he better know your name!’”
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Me: “We should make Bailey’s in hot chocolate and marshmallows”
*silence*
Stuart to Dan: “Did she just say ‘we should make baby’s in hot chocolate and marshmallows?”
Then Dan found this today:
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Guilt is an annoying little kid who kicks you in the shins when you ignore it. But not everyone has kids.
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“But in order to feed the Luxury and Intemperance of the Males, and the Vanity of the Females, we sent away the greatest Part of our necessary Things to other Countries, from whence in return we brought the Materials of Diseases, Folly, and Vice, to spend among ourselves.”- Gulliver’s Travels
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Me: “A class of 400 and the only reason he knew my name was because I slept---“ *ah-choo* “---through every one of his classes”
Patty: “Oh my gosh, I thought you were gonna say ‘because I slept with him’ and all I could think was ‘he better know your name!’”
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Me: “We should make Bailey’s in hot chocolate and marshmallows”
*silence*
Stuart to Dan: “Did she just say ‘we should make baby’s in hot chocolate and marshmallows?”
Then Dan found this today:
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Guilt is an annoying little kid who kicks you in the shins when you ignore it. But not everyone has kids.
________________________________________________
“But in order to feed the Luxury and Intemperance of the Males, and the Vanity of the Females, we sent away the greatest Part of our necessary Things to other Countries, from whence in return we brought the Materials of Diseases, Folly, and Vice, to spend among ourselves.”- Gulliver’s Travels