I recently got a ridiculous Facebook message from my "ex" from highschool. We were together for 3 months and I didn't let him get more than a kiss. I was 15 years old, this was almost 10 years ago, and he sends me this:
I need some clarification on something...are you really in a relationship with another girl or is it just a joke? I can't tell from some of your pictures and you don't say "interested in:". I have to know this because a different girl I dated in HS is now gay and if I find out that 2 girls I dated are now gay...well, I may just have to hang myself (imagine from a guys' perspective how its a shot to his ego!) :-(
Renée Antonietta June 11 at 6:53pm
Chris,
Hahahahhaha! Pooooooor ego (NOT!)
Yes, I am in fact dating a girl. Her name is Kerry:)
Rebecca, my "in a relationship" is actually my best friend, and we set our statuses like that in college and left it that way.
-Renee
Chris Bailey Add as Friend
Today at 11:58am
Report Message :-( Ok...well if a guy dated 2 girls who are now gay isn't a total crush to his manhood I don't know what is! I worked with women's basketball for nearly 10 years so I'm not only fine with it but I guess you could say I support people being happy....I just wish it wasn't former girlfriends of mine!! :-( Well I'm glad you are happy and I wish you the best of luck. I think I'm going to go bait myself with seal blood and swim out into shark infested waters now...
Renée Antonietta Today at 5:12pm
you're so weird
Chris Bailey Add as Friend
Today at 5:33pm
Report Message Are you serious? I'm weird? Yeah....ok.
I can't even BEGIN to say how messed up that is!
He's just some dumb old acquaintence out in Facebookland that I don't care about AT ALL.
DEFRIENDED!