Mom: How could eat the cookie dough?!? I told you I was gonna make cookies!
Me: You left making cookies up to me. I totally stopped Ethan from eating it though! Isn't that righteous of me?
Mom: No more cookie dough!

10 minutes later'

Kyle: Hey. /sits next to me with cookie dough
Me: Kyle Preston, go put that back. Mom is going to kill us.
Kyle: She said ( Read more... )