HBP: A History
Since some people are still wondering why I don't wish to participate in HP fandom anymore, here's a summary.
A Truthful and Mildly Facetious Summary of HBP Reactions
DARK RUNE: *reads HBP*
DR: WTF? What about those OotP plot threads? What about Sirius?
DR: *reads some more*
DR: Where's the real Hermione!? WTF is with the canon jabs at fandom?
DR: *bored to tears, but forces self to finish*
DR: Where's the plot? Oh dear lord, Ginny Sue is CANON!?
DR: Woe.
DR: *sketches the real Hermione*
SYMPATHETIC LJ USERS: Character assassination! Ra, ra, ra!
RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF TROLLS: *wipes collectively brown nose* Ugg, ugg.
H.M.S. HARMONY: There has to be an explanation for the rampant character assassinations! Look at all the holes! The holes! They're breeding!
H.M.S. HARMONY: *points at holes*
H.M.S. HARMONY: *analyzes holes*
H.M.S. HARMONY: *theorizes brilliantly, but delusionally*
JKR & CRONIES: ...haha... delusional... reread books... militant...
H.M.S. HARMONY: WTF? Jo, you did NOT just laugh at us and tell us to reread your shit. We gave it more credit than you did!
EMERSON: *apologizes for being an asshat, but not really*
H.M.S. HARMONY: Hypocritical bullshit!
DR: *is disillusioned*
JKR: ...angry H/Hr shippers...
DR: *retracts disillusionment*
DR: *feels disgust and horror instead*
DR: Petty bickering and baseless lust equal love? Promoting Ginny Sue? Destroying Hermione? Laughing at fans while we're down after she fueled the ship wars to generate interest in her wish fulfillment books? I don't believe in JKR's shit! What a waste of time and energy!
DR: *hugs shipmates*
DR: *concedes to OBHWFers* There was no need to read between the lines after all!
DR: *waves at fandom_wankers* Wazzup, my fine-feathered bitches! ;)
DR: *works on own projects*
DR: *looks elsewhere for idealistic and delusional Harmonian values*
DR: *is a LOT happier*
DR: Harmony forever! :P
The End.
A Truthful and Mildly Facetious Summary of HBP Reactions
DARK RUNE: *reads HBP*
DR: WTF? What about those OotP plot threads? What about Sirius?
DR: *reads some more*
DR: Where's the real Hermione!? WTF is with the canon jabs at fandom?
DR: *bored to tears, but forces self to finish*
DR: Where's the plot? Oh dear lord, Ginny Sue is CANON!?
DR: Woe.
DR: *sketches the real Hermione*
SYMPATHETIC LJ USERS: Character assassination! Ra, ra, ra!
RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF TROLLS: *wipes collectively brown nose* Ugg, ugg.
H.M.S. HARMONY: There has to be an explanation for the rampant character assassinations! Look at all the holes! The holes! They're breeding!
H.M.S. HARMONY: *points at holes*
H.M.S. HARMONY: *analyzes holes*
H.M.S. HARMONY: *theorizes brilliantly, but delusionally*
JKR & CRONIES: ...haha... delusional... reread books... militant...
H.M.S. HARMONY: WTF? Jo, you did NOT just laugh at us and tell us to reread your shit. We gave it more credit than you did!
EMERSON: *apologizes for being an asshat, but not really*
H.M.S. HARMONY: Hypocritical bullshit!
DR: *is disillusioned*
JKR: ...angry H/Hr shippers...
DR: *retracts disillusionment*
DR: *feels disgust and horror instead*
DR: Petty bickering and baseless lust equal love? Promoting Ginny Sue? Destroying Hermione? Laughing at fans while we're down after she fueled the ship wars to generate interest in her wish fulfillment books? I don't believe in JKR's shit! What a waste of time and energy!
DR: *hugs shipmates*
DR: *concedes to OBHWFers* There was no need to read between the lines after all!
DR: *waves at fandom_wankers* Wazzup, my fine-feathered bitches! ;)
DR: *works on own projects*
DR: *looks elsewhere for idealistic and delusional Harmonian values*
DR: *is a LOT happier*
DR: Harmony forever! :P
The End.