Why yes, it is me.

[run_betch_run]

I suppose to ensure that this exchange will be mutually beneficial I will provide my own statistics while requesting yours. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, one of the elites in the scientific world. Because so many of you seem to forget that Szayel is pronounced with a silent s, you may address me by my rank which is the Octava Espada and quit those

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

You changed.

[run_betch_run]

Change is essential for growth.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Humans change and never truly grow.

[run_betch_run]

That...you...
I do not belong to that infernal species and if you value your freedom of choice never make that assumption again. You may now proceed with your point.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I know who and what you fucking are, you idiot.

[run_betch_run]

Thank you for sparing me the trouble of introducing myself. I fear a little comment as such cannot encompass my many admirable traits.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I was familiar with the one of you who was here before.

[run_betch_run]

How wonderful for you, I do hope he left a suitable impression, though that is quite unlikely.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Suitable enough.

[run_betch_run]

Ah. He must have been Ulquiorra, he only one who is capable of coherent speech.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I meant the other fucking version of you.

I knew Ulquiorra as well. He was smarter than the rest of you.

[run_betch_run]

...
You are clearly unable to make sensible deductions, though good on you for making an effort.

[sexy_and_skorty]

He was strong.

[run_betch_run]

Every one of Aizen-sama's supporters is strong. His army does not tolerate weakness.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Not like those fucking shinigami.

[run_betch_run]

We are in mutual agreement. Let's take it on from here.