Why yes, it is me.

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I suppose to ensure that this exchange will be mutually beneficial I will provide my own statistics while requesting yours. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, one of the elites in the scientific world. Because so many of you seem to forget that Szayel is pronounced with a silent s, you may address me by my rank which is the Octava Espada and quit those horrendous sibilant noises.

If you would be so kind, please fill up the following form:
Name:
Fandom:
Age:
Sexuality:
Sex:

I have gleaned a fair bit of information from this insular organization, which I may share if you ask politely.