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i have officially enrolled in bartending school, starting on my birthday, and finishes three weeks hence. three saturdays in a row, 7 hours each, and then... TIPS. it'll be so sweet to be a bartender can't friggin wait.
went to a sex toy party with some of the girls from work, and it was awesome. bought some sweet ass lube (made from silicon so it doesn't dry out and get sticky, and it works in water. both true, it's fucking great!), some pheromone perfume (smells good, and said to raise amount of tips for people in the wait-service), and a crazy expensive, but i-can't-wait-for-it-to-get-here vibrator. ever since sweet reginald the pile driver died earlier this year, i've been hard pressed to find a replacement. this should do the trick with over 300 functions. HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. and you know you all want to hear about it
went to a sex toy party with some of the girls from work, and it was awesome. bought some sweet ass lube (made from silicon so it doesn't dry out and get sticky, and it works in water. both true, it's fucking great!), some pheromone perfume (smells good, and said to raise amount of tips for people in the wait-service), and a crazy expensive, but i-can't-wait-for-it-to-get-here vibrator. ever since sweet reginald the pile driver died earlier this year, i've been hard pressed to find a replacement. this should do the trick with over 300 functions. HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. and you know you all want to hear about it