Duck?
I was out getting groceries today. The cashier had to change the roll of paper for the register and told me, "Sorry, this will take a minute, Mr. Duck."
"Mr. Duck". Do I look like a duck to any of you? I'm a fucking bird of prey, not something you feed bread at a pond! See this beak? It's sharp! It ain't made for shifting in mud for bugs or whatever the fuck ducks do! Honestly, what are they teaching in schools nowadays? You'd think people could tell species apart...
"Mr. Duck". Unbelievable.
"Mr. Duck". Do I look like a duck to any of you? I'm a fucking bird of prey, not something you feed bread at a pond! See this beak? It's sharp! It ain't made for shifting in mud for bugs or whatever the fuck ducks do! Honestly, what are they teaching in schools nowadays? You'd think people could tell species apart...
"Mr. Duck". Unbelievable.