Alternates.

[ruleofthewind]

I've been wondering about Spike's world's Rogues. Everything I've heard about them points to them being grade-A assholes--yes, I'm aware of the irony of me calling someone an asshole, but they're supposed to be worse than me--but I want to see it with my own eyes. Are they really as classless and cruel as I've heard, or is there something more

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[lilbluehedgie]

They ARE worse than you, Feathers. Way worse. You're many things, but vicious and cruel t'basically innocent people just so you c'n stand an' laugh at 'em ain't one of them. Just from the way he acted, I'd swear the you from here didn't even have a thieves code like you do.

Jus' remember, they dunno anythin' about the multiple worlds and stuff. So if you're gonna approach them, you might wanna think about like... a different outfit from your usual one or somethin'. You bein' a couple years older will help, too, but that way it ain't just a freakout? I dunno.

Oh and... sorry I ain't been around, pretty bird. Went wanderin' last weekend and just... haven't been home yet. Still ain't at home, actually. Not real sure where I am, but it's a nice lil' place. This cafe makes killer club sandwiches. Haveta bring ya here sometime. But yeah... wanderlust. Need some time t'clear the old head. Get back t'bein' me.

Miss ya. <3

[windmasterjet]

You make an awful lot of assumptions about my team and I, spikeball.

Still sore over the fact that I'm better and faster than you, huh?

[lilbluehedgie]

.........

Fuck. Ain't this just freakin' peachy? If it ain't the Grade A asshole himself. Why don'tcha go throw yerself off the edge of your little garden, birdbrain. I beat you fair and square, remember!

[windmasterjet]

Hah! I let you win, spikeball! Can I help it if I have a little bit of a soft spot for people who are slow like you?

[windmasterjet]

Whatever you've been hearing about my team and I from lilbluebastard there, ignore. He just can't let go of the fact that I'm faster, trickier and better than he could ever hope to be. But then, you should know all about that already, if you've been here and been around him.

This is weird, by the way. I wasn't expecting to come across another me...

[ruleofthewind]

Speaking of who's fastest, I never did have that race with Spike. I can't wait to see him in lace after I win.

You think this is weird? You haven't seen rogueofbabylon yet. He's a middle-aged us who's boinking a reformed supervillain and an echidna.

[windmasterjet]

He's... what? Hmm. That's not weird, that's just proof that even when we get older we'll still have it going on since we can land two girls easy and manage to keep it together.

..... wait. What the hell do you mean you 'can't wait to see him in lace'?

[ruleofthewind]

The reformed supervillain and echidna? They're guys.

When I win, Spike wears lace underwear. In the extremely unlikely event Spike wins, I wear a dress. We made a bet on the race.

[eggmanbenedict]

I'm going to hurt myself laughing at all these reply threads...